DARK SAILS (puzzle explanation +)



 SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT I RAN OUT OF SPACE ON YOUTUBE




SO I WANTED TO APPOLOGIZE FOR THE SHIT EDITING, I USUALLY WORK REAL HARD TO EDIT OUT THE PLACES WHERE I JUST STAND AROUND, OR SAVE/LOAD. BUT I CAN SEE I HAVE NOT GOTTEN IT ALL IN THIS VIDEO. I KNOW IT'S NOT IMPORTANT BUT I'M TELLING YOU ANYWAYS, THAT SOMETIMES I AM CHECKING MY NOTES, OR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GO. AND OTHER TIMES IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE A CHILD THAT DEMANDS ATTENTION IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING, EVEN IF I TRY TO PLAN ACCORDINGLY. SEE I HAVE A CHILD WITH AUTISM, AND SO I SOMETIMES JUST HAVE TO LEAVE MY GAME, AND I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO SHUT THE RECORDING DOWN. AND FOR THIS VIDEO, I CAN SEE I DIDNT MANAGE TO EDIT OUT ALL THE STANDING AROUND OR THE START SCREEN/PAUSE. 

ANYWAYS I WANTED TO EXPLAIN THE MAP PUZZLE. SO ALL THE SOUVENIRS THEY HAVE CORDINATES, AND IT'S NOT IMPORTANT IN WHAT ORDER YOU PLOT THEM INTO THE MAP, BUT YOU NEED TO INVESTIGATE THEM IN YOUR INVENTORY TO HAVE ANNA READ THEM OUT LOUD AGAIN. IT'S SUPER HARD TO FIGURE OUT (AT LEAST FOR ME) CAUSE I CAN'T EVEN READ THE DAMN NAMES ON THE MAP, I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT FONT USED (I'LL GET BACK TO THAT). BUT THE LAST CORDINATE THAT YOU GET BY USING THE PHOTO FRAME, YOU NEED TO CLICK EXACTLY WHERE YOU TORE OFF THE NOTE, THE HITBOX IS INSANELY SMALL, JUST LIKE WITH THE PLIERS AND RAMROD, IT CAN TAKE YOU A LONG TIME TO GET IT RIGHT. AND WHEN YOU DID THAT, YOU CAN THEN PLOT THE COURSE, AFTER THAT YOU CLICK THE NAMES OF THE CITIES YOU FOUND IN THE BOOK. IF YOU LIKE ME, CAN'T READ THE NAMES - JUST GO BY LENGTH AND SHAPE OF THE WORD. I SERIOUSLY HAD TO GO LOOK IT UP, TO FIND OUT WHAT THE NAMES WERE! 

AND YES, THAT FONT IS ATROCIOUS! THERE IS A MOD FOR IT, AND YOU CAN GET THAT ON STEAM, IF YOU LOG INTO THE COMMUNITY FROM THEIR SHOP PAGE. SCROLL DOWN A LITTLE AND YOU WILL BE DIRECTED TO WHERE YOU CAN DOWNLOAD A MOD THAT WILL LET YOU ACTUALLY READ WHAT THOSE LETTERS AND NOTES SAY, BECAUSE NO ONE CAN FLAMING READ IT! 

I REMEMBER I REALLY LIKED THIS GAME WHEN IT CAME OUT, BUT IT DID ABSOLUTELY NOT AGE WITH GRACE, AND ALSO IT'S KIND OF DISGRACEFUL THAT THEY ARE STILL CHARGING AS MUCH AS THEY DO, FOR THIS GAME. IT'S OLD, THE CONTROLS ARE BEOYND SHIT, AND THE PLOT IS LITERALY NON EXISTING BECAUSE WE CAN'T READ A THING. SO COME THE ENDING IT FEELS LIKE SOMETHING STRAIGHT OUT OF TWILIGHT ZONE, AND I'M SURE IT WOULDN'T BE LIKE THAT AS MUCH - IF WE COULD READ THE LETTERS. 

NONE THE LESS THEY ARE GUILTY OF THE WORST SIN OF SCRIPT WRITING IMHO, AND THAT IS LAST MINUTE INFO DUMPING, AND I DON'T THINK READING THE LETTERS MAKES MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE, BESIDES YOU HAVING A BETTER GRASP OF WHAT HAPPENED ON THE MARY CELESTE.  WHICH LEADS ME TO THE WTF MOMENT... 


CAUSE THE MARY CELESTE WAS A BRIGANTINE, THIS SHIP DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THAT, FROM WHAT I SEE. AND ALSO IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT IT STILL HAD IT'S SAILS, BUT NO LIFEBOATS. THIS IS WHAT WAS REPORTED IN 1870 OR SOMETHING. SO WHERE THE FUCK DOES THAT LIFEBOAT WITH ALL THE DEAD PEEPS COME FROM? IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE THAT THIS SHIP IS NOT THE MARY CELESTE, BUT THEY PERHAPS PICKED UP SOMEONE WHO ESCAPED THE MARY CELESTE, AND HOISTED THE LIFEBOAT UP? AND WHATEVER THEY BROUGHT, KILLED EVERYONE? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW... AND WHY WOULD ALL THE BODIES BE IN THAT LIFEBOAT? THAT IS RIDICOLOUS. BUT THAT ENTIRE PLOT AS I SEE IT, IS UTTERLY RIDICOLOUS. 

ANYWAYS, JUST WANTED TO EXPLAIN THE MAP, AND ALSO THAT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD A MOD SO YOU CAN ACTUALLY READ THE TEXT IN THE GAME.


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