Come the fuck on Big Fish!

 

So someone commented on a video of mine, asking me to play this game called 'whispered secrets poisoner's masquerade' - I went and found it online, because - yeah well, I do that sometimes with these games.  So let's just say I'm glad I didn't pay for it. 

Anyway, I want to thank the commenter for the laugh, this is hilariously bad. And I would have left it at that, was it not for the fact that it was actually released September 1 2025, and will cost you $19.98

Remember that! 

Now look at this.

and after this, the main character says 'oh well she might have had a bad day'... 

Am I the only one who get major creep vibes?

Besides the absolutely based delivery of the voice lines here, why do they look different in this image?

I laughed so hard at this

Bro is the gayest straight possible

*laughs

I laughed so hard at this, and like everything else, the voice line is delivered weirdly.

So my point in showing you this, is - do you think this looks like a game that was released a month ago? Not really, and I know I was HOPING the voice lines were delivered by AI, because otherwise someone is trapped in a sound studio with a gun against their head.

I mean the voice actors are often not good, to say the least, in these type games. But this is INSANE! I laughed many times recording the game, just because of the sprites faces and the overly flat delivery.

I was very confused because seriously this comes off as a very old HOG, and so I went to the Hidden Object Game Wiki, and guess what I found.

Just in case you don't believe me, this is the specs for this game. Come on... I mean, I realise Big Fish spews out games left and right, on the daily actually. Which is also why I don't feel guilty over 'finding' some of the titles for free. This is a massive cash grab, and we all know it.

My gripe here is really, - this game is fucking atrocious given it's released in 2025, it would have been shit in 2015! 

Why is it these games are so inconsistent and so bad? The art is bad too, I mean there's not a single redeeming quality about this game, - and that is just mad... 

So when you see the video, remember this was released in september 2025, and will cost you $20