Do I even have any channel news to speak of? of course I don't - can i write a essay-worthy long entry anyways - of couse i can.

 

WHAT DO SAY...

FIRST OF, I THINK I NEED TO APPOLOGIZE FOR ALL THE WEIRD FONTS I USE HERE - BUT IT MAKES ME HAPPY, AND I DO TRY AND FIND ONE THAT IS READABLE. IT'S JUST MORE FUN TO WRITE THIS WAY - SERIOUSLY I DO IT WITH WHOLE NOVELLAS, EXEPT THEN I CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING BORING BEFORE ASKING ANYONE ELSE TO READ IT. 

BESIDES THAT - I THINK I HAD A ROUGH MONTH GAMINGWISE - TOO MANY GAMES THAT WAS SO SHIT I HAD TO GIVE UP - THEY NOW LIVE A LONG A PRODUCTIVE LIFE IN MY BIN. SOME OF THESE SHITTY GAMES DID MAKE IT TO A VIDEO, CAUSE I THINK THAT SOMETIMES IT HAS TO BE DONE. I MEAN WHEN I LOOK AROUND FOR GAMES ON STEAM, I OFTEN USE YOUTUBE TO DECIDE IF THE GAME IS FOR ME - BUT IF NO ONE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM AND PLAYED A STINKER ONCE IN A WHILE - HOW WOULD I KNOW? SO SEE IT AS PUBLIC SERVICE. AND THERE ARE A COUPLE OF THOSE COMING UP - SORRY?! 

NOW I JUST MADE A BLOGPOST ABOUT SERENA, THAT WAS NOT GOOD! BUT ALSO IT WASN'T TERRIBLE REALLY, JUST CONFUSING AND CONVOLUTED. I AM NOT A REAL FAN OF 'TRIGGER' OBJECTS TO PROGRESS A STORY LINE - I MEAN TOUCH THE VASE, THE STRAWBERRY AND THE DOG - AND NOW THE DOOR IS OPEN, TYPE THING. DEAR DEVS FOR GAMES LIKE THAT - MAKE YOUR SENSE, MAKE SENSE.

INVISIBLE NEIGHBORS WAS RIDICULOUS - BUT I FORGIVE IT, BECAUSE IT WAS MADE FOR A 24 HOUR GAMEJAM ON ITCH.OI, AND I HARDLY THINK ANYONE MAKES ANY TYPE OF MAGNUM OPUS IN 24 HOURS. SO IT'S NOT THE GAME PER SE, IT'S THE DAMN STORY AND THE TITLE.. FIRST OF THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL IN THE GAME ABOUT ANY NEIGHBORS, VISIBLE OR OTHERWISE. WHY THAT TITLE? IT REALLY BOTHERS ME. AND THEN THE AUTHOR/DEV I DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE BELITTELING THEMSELVES? OR IF THEY ARE FATSHAMING - BUT NO MATTER WHAT, I THINK IT'S IN POOR TASTE (PUN INTENDED) - JOKE ASIDE, I REALLY THINK IT'S UNCOOL THAT THE CARACTER SAYS SHIT LIKE 'I'M FAT SO I CAN EAT MAYONAISE SANDWICHES'. THERE IS JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY THE MAIN CHARACTER TALKS ABOUT HIMSELF, AND HOW HE ACTS THAT GRINDS ME, AND MOST OF ALL... IT'S A GODDAMN TRIAL AND ERROR GAME! THERE IS ONE, AND ONLY ONE PATH THROUGH - FUCK ME, I HATE THAT! BUT YOU GET THE VIDEO REGARDLESS. WITH A ZOOM BACK IN TIME AND EVERYTHING.

MARSON HOUSE WAS DUMB - AND I ALREADY MADE A BLOGPOST RIPPING THAT APART, YOU CAN FIND THAT HERE, NO NEED TO DO THAT AGAIN... BUT THAT HAS TO BE ON MY TOP 10 SHIT GAMES THIS YEAR. €7, BITCHES MUST BE MAD. SMH

I DID NOT MAKE A BLOGPOST, MAYBE I OUGHT TO, OR SHOULD HAVE. BUT PERCEPTIONS OF THE DEAD2 IS ABSOLUTELY ATROCIOUS, I HATE IT! I TRULY DO. THE STORY IS LAME, AND THE ARTSTYLE TOOK A STEP BACK FROM THE FIRST GAME - SUCH A DAMN SHAME. I LOVE THE FIRST THOUGH. I THINK I GAVE IT SHIT IN THE LAST UPLOAD OF THE SERIES (IN THE COMMENT BOX) SO YOU CAN GO READ IT THERE - THIS SERIES HAS A PLAYLIST.

OF COURSE THERE WAS EMILY IS AWAY <3, WHICH WAS ALSO AWFUL - AND I HAVE NO INTENSION WHAT SO EVER TO PLAY THE OTHER TWO, EVEN IF I HAVE THEM IN MY INVENTORY. WELL MAYBE IF THE WORLD ENDED AND I HAD NOTHING LEFT, BUT EATING BUGS, PEOPLE & PERHAPS BUGPEOPLE - THEN AND ONLY THEN WOULD I PLAY EMILY IS AWAY 1 AND 2. 

THEN THERE WAS SOME GOOD STUFF TOO - THE SIN TOOK ME ABSOLUTELY BY SURPRISE, AND I CAN'T SING IT'S PRAISES ENOUGH, BUT THAT IS ALL IN THE COMMENT BOX ON THE VIDEO. IT'S A VERY BRUTAL STORY, BUT IT'S THE BEST DAMN VISUAL NOVELLA I EVER PLAYED THAT IS FOR SURE - IT IS THE SAME WHO MADE ECHOES (DON'T KNOW IF YOU SAW THAT), BUT I HAVE IT ON MY CHANNEL (LOOK IN THE VISUAL NOVELLA PLAYLIST).  SO IF YOU ARE OUT TO READ A TERRIBLE STORY ABOUT VIOLENCE, DEPRAVITY, DEATH, AND DEMONS - DO IT! SEE THAT VIDEO, OR BETTER YET - BUY 'THE SIN' YOURSELF! 

BECAUSE IT'S SO LONG AGO I MADE A UPDATE - I WON'T GO THROUGH EVERYTHING - BUT I WILL MADE A 10 BEST AND 10 WORST - JUST FOR THE FUCK OF IT - SOMETIMES DECEMBER. 

WHITE DOOR IS COMING UP, THEY ARE LINED UP AND WITH TIMESTAMPS, I HAD TO MAKE A VIDEO PR DAY (7 DAYS + SARAH), BECAUSE I REGRETTED NOT DOING THAT WITH MOONS OF MADNESS, HAVING TO UPLOAD THE TIMESTAMPS HERE ON THE BLOG, THAT IS NOT OPTIMAL AT ALL. I MEAN I LOVE IT THAT PEOPLE COME HERE AND READ MY WEIRD TIPS AND THEORIES - PLEASE DO! BUT I HAD NO INTENTION OF HAVING THE VIDEOS AND THE WALKTHROUGH SEPERATED - I WILL STRIVE NOT TO HAVE THAT HAPPEN AGAIN. I DON'T KNOW MAN, I GUESS I THOUGHT 'LONG VIDEOS = GREAT VIDEOS' CAUSE ME MYSELF, I HATE SEQUENCIAL STUFF, LIKE WAITING FOR 2 DAYS FOR THE NEXT PART. OH WELL - IT'S A PROCESS, RIGHT? DUDE I AM A SOCIALWORKER, I AM ALLOWED TO CALL EVERYTHING "A PROCESS", CAUSE THAT IS GOVT SPEEK FOR 'I HAVEN'T THE FOGGIEST'. AND THAT IS ON THE DAILY, AS I OFTEN TELL MY CLIENTS 'WE LAY THE STONE, AS WE WALK' - AGAIN JUST A LOVELY ANALOGY FOR 'WE MAKE SHIT UP AS WE GO ALONG'.

ENOUGH SHOP TALK, SO WHITE DOOR... YEP. I ALSO STILL HAVE SAMARA ROOM LAYING ON MY 'NOT PLANNED' PRIVATE PLAYLIST, IT NEEDS TIMESTAMPS, AND I JUST KNOW WHAT A MAJOR CHORE THAT IS GOING TO BE, BUT EVENTUALLY I WILL GET AROUND TO IT - AND I DIDN'T MAKE THAT INTO SMALLER PARTS EITHER (ADMITTED THAT WOULD BE HARD) BUT I AM NOT SURE IF I HAVE TO POST THE ACTUAL WALKTHROUGH HERE ON THE BLOG *SIGH - BELIEVE ME, I DON'T WANT TO - BUT IT'S UP HILL FOR WORDY PEOPLE LIKE ME, THAT YT HAS THAT 5000 WORD CAP.

SO ANYWAY - SOME GOOD STUFF AND TOO MUCH MEDIOCRE AND SHITTY STUFF COMING UP - BUT I HOPE YOU CAN USE IT ANYWAYS.

LASTLY COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC - IF YOU EVER FEEL LIKE CHECKING OUT MY WRITING YOU CAN FIND MY AUTHORS BLOG HERE 

OH, OH PLEASE COME FIND ME ON ITCH.IO - I NEED SOME GOOD RECOMENDATIONS.